Thursday, February 25, 2010

Household Inventory

Just in case you were curious, here is a list of everyone (and everything) i share my home with now:

Animals:
1. A really old, lumpy dog who pants constantly and will do anything to get a scrap of food.
2. A 75 pound lanky dog who tries to climb in your lap whenever he hears a loud noise.
3. A fluffy, matted cat with a facial tumor, constant drainage, and heavy breathing.
4. An overweight calico who fights the dog for lap position
5. A gray cat whose previous illness has put him (and the rest of the cats) on a special and expensive diet.
6. A black cat with gunk in his eyes who you will never see unless you have food.

The People
1. A younger sister who is yelling at the older sister for doing her laundry incorrectly
2. An older sister who is dumping the younger sister's clean clothes in the hallway
3. A father who slams every cabinet, drawer, and door that is left open
4. A mom who freaks out about computers, coupons, bread, and traffic
5. And me, quelling anxiety by organizing the house, one closet and cabinet at a time.

1 comment:

  1. on that note: come visit me in my nice, clean, organized, pet-free, quiet apartment where I will cook for you, take you to fun places, go on walks with you in the pretty parks,watch gilmore girls with you,treat you to a pedicure and in general- entertain you and give you a time of rest and rejuvenation. how do you like that run-on sentence?
    oh in the meantime ,I'll be Athens next weekend.

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